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Meowwww in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep
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Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot or lick the plastic bag yet i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!.
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Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans hiss at vacuum cleaner oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap and what a cat-ass-trophy! yet cats woo and stare out the window. Poop on couch
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