40 lines
1.0 KiB
Ruby
40 lines
1.0 KiB
Ruby
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puts "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you go through door #1 or door #2?"
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print "> "
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door = $stdin.gets.chomp
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if door == "1"
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puts "There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake. What do you do?"
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puts "1. Take the cake."
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puts "2. Scream at the bear."
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print "> "
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bear = $stdin.gets.chomp
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if bear == "1"
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puts "The bear eats your face off. Good job!"
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elsif bear == "2"
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puts "The bear eats your legs off. Good job!"
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else
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puts "Well, doing %s is probably better. Bear runs away." % bear
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end
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elsif door == "2"
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puts "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthulhus's retina."
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puts "1. Blueberries."
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puts "2. Yellow jacket clothespins."
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puts "3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies."
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print "> "
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insanity = $stdin.gets.chomp
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if insanity == "1" || insanity == "2"
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puts "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello. Good job!"
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else
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puts "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck. Good job!"
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end
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else
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puts "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!"
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end
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